1. You have a hit counter.
2. You have a Google search box.
3. You use images for links/link hovers.
4. You don’t use CSS.
5. You have ads.
6. You have more than one Flash element.
7. You have an unskipable Flash intro.
8. I don’t like Flash for websites.
9. You have white text on a black background.
10. You have no consistent design.
11. Your logo/header image doesn’t link back to the main page.
12. Your main page isn’t called ‘index.extension’.
13. You have affiliate links, or an affiliates page.
14. You have a ‘blog’.
15. You have a spelling mistake.
16. You have a grammar mistake.
17. You use ‘strikeouts’ or ‘over lines’ on your text.
18. You don’t have an RSS feed for news.
19. You have a forum that has less than five members.
20. Your forum is an InvisionFree or phpbb.net forum.
21. Your forum has the default skin.
22. Your forum has 20+ categories and four posts.
23. The top poster on your forum is you.
24. You are the webmaster of you shitty site.
25. Get the point?