So I was chattin’ it up with Steve earlier when he started talking about some girl. I don’t know. Anyway, her name started with a ‘C’. So I was like ‘Wasn’t she the one who was dating James?’. ‘No, that is a different one.’. Then it hit me: ‘Dude, is the one you are talking about the hot Italian one?’. ‘No, that’s C—–’. Apparently, most of the girls in New Jersey have names that start with C. Jesus Christ. Name your child something other than a C for god’s sake.

Anyway, this got me thinking. For one thing, I can’t think of more than five people at my new school who’s names start with C. That is really weird, though Middletown didn’t have that many either. Maybe it is just me not noticing, or me forgetting. If not, we need to adopt some New Jersey folk.

Secondly, I know a lot of people on a first name basis. At least one thousand. Between Middletown, Wallkill, the internet, other people, I have to. I mean, even people who just randomly IM me I can remember their name. Xbox Live people. GMC’ers. Other people. Damn, no wonder why I am having trouble recalling names ever so recently. Apparently I need a bigger name storage capacitor in my brain. Ah well, welcome spring break!