Get over it, dipshit, MySpace sucks. You see, MySpace was made to be a place for, oh, a group of people to go and make profiles and be friends. Except another group of people came, then another, and another… thats why MySpace is slow as dog shit. Really, my dog shits faster than a ‘standard’ MySpace takes to load. By standard, I mean a page with all of the ads on it. You see, Firefox is supreme, because it has this little plugin called Adblock. Right click an ad and bam, gone for good. So, back to MySpace. You see, when you complain that MySpace sucks, you just add to the suckage? How? I made this chart to help you to understand what I mean:

Can you see it now? Whenever I go to your page, it needs to ask the server for your page, plus your extra ‘MySpace Sucks’ bull shit. Give it up already.

This is probably the biggest issue I have with people now adays. People constantly think I give a shit what they say or do. Guess what… I don’t. Maybe you should stop being a pansy and actually get a life? ‘Oh, look at me. I am so emo. I wear all black and jeans so tight that my leg hair shows up as lumps.’ Your an asshole, so get over it.

More stuff coming out of my archives over the next few weeks. I came up with this device over the first few weeks of the iPhone announcement back in January. This is a device that is as thin as an iPod classic 80GB (Oddly, its the same exact thickness), 32GB of Flash Memory, a wide screen touch display, and a new, kick ass OS called Blazer. The OS would be able to play music (even OGG and other formats), movies and videos, podcasts, and even your old iPod music. It would feature built in WiFi and 3G connectivity, but it would not require that you use it as a phone, because it would utilize Skype for voice chats. You could then insert a SIM card to allow you to access the 3G network, as well as use a phone application to use the voice account data on the card over all networks that support CDMA. The OS would also allow for applications to be added under an Applications icon (other icons include Music, Movies and Videos, Pictures, Camera, etc.), and would use several different API’s, including the Blazer API for developing amazing applications with a consistent user interface. I said Camera, right? Yea… 3MP camera built into the back. The device would also feature a modified version of Firefox, because hell, who doesn’t like Firefox? Well, I will post some screen shots of my idea of the UI later. Until then.

darkTech is no more my friends. I am so sorry, but it is true. I have abandoned the company I essentially founded three years ago to begin releasing works under my own name, not under the shadow of a company. Welcome to the new website, which I did promise. I have no longer kept with the CLOG, including the name, motto, and theme. I have instead opted to a Blog, a slick, slightly modified red theme, and the beginings of a new me. First off, I want to officially announce that I am the official Musician, as well as a sub-programmer, for XSoft Games, a Game Maker-based company currently developing a few games, most notiably Cities At War and Freeze Tag, both of which I am working on. I am also working on a level editor (XML based :)) for Cities At War, besides the music. That leads me to a new change…

Starting today, everything I make and release will be open source (excluding works I do for team projects, such as music for CAW, Freeze Tag, etc.), including a new API I am working on for Game Maker, called the Core API. The Core API, which is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License (which can be viewed here). I will of course update you guys on the progress of the project over the coming weeks. Well, welcome to the new darkTech everyone… or should I say Connor’s Blog?